Song of Skyrim
There’s nevertheless more to come… Lyrics: What happened to you gamers? It appears somewhere along the way You turned from carrying out good And so now evil’s holding sway Rhythm games and fitness games And even cooking sims! What else are we to do? Fight the fight in old Skyrim! Beyond the frozen tundra Lies the homeland of the Nords Exactly where radiant stories bloom and you can dual wield magic and swords Use perks just like in Fallout Defend the family that you have reared Kill dragons just by shouting You can even have a beard The game of life’s a drag It really is filled with homework, filled with books My job is lame and girls make enjoyable Of my much less than stellar looks Damn it boy why do you heed To such shallow, mortal whims? There’s a battle that needs your steel my son In the land of old Skyrim!